Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Catch Me if You Can




"Welcome to CATCHMEIFYOUCANAIRWAYS. Today, we are stranded in London. Mother Nature seems to be angry and decided to keep our carbon emissions low during this beautiful week in April. Considering all the earthquakes, taifuns, floods, mudslides, sinkholes and whatnot happening around the world, we at CATCHMEIFYOUCANAIRWAYS think our passengers are lucky to be stuck at modern Heathrow Airport. Scientist are telling us that we should be able to take to the skies in a day or two.
Since so many of you have been waiting so long for your flights, we decided that when we get permission to resume our flights, we will park our planes 100 meters from the terminal and let all of our waiting passengers run to the aircraft. The first 150 to arrive will be able to leave on the first flight. The rest of you will wait for the second flight and run to catch that one. This will give you an opportunity to get in some much needed exercise also. We know you have a choice in airlines, and are very happy that you have chosen CATCHMEIFYOUCANAIRWAYS today.
We hope you enjoy your flights!"

2 comments:

  1. Hey Marta,
    I think it would be super cool if you made these into luggage tags. I know I 'll sport it on my luggage. :)

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  2. I am going to look into getting these turned into stickers or luggage tags, even! That is a great idea, thanks!

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